Mindless Musings

I was listening to the radio on the way 

home from work yesterday.

You know how you do...

With only the corner of one ear.

Out of that corner I heard a woman say 

"My number 2 doesn't look like number 2."

?????????????

So what does it look like?

A 5?

Maybe you should print?

And what makes you think anybody cares

about your number 2 anyway?

Oh wait.

You mean THAT number 2.

REALLY?????????

On the RADIO???????

But I guess that shouldn't surprise me

since there are now television commercials

discussing the various uses and problems

with toilet paper.

Granted they are cartoon bears.

(Although there is now one with PEOPLE!)

How did we get here?

It wasn't that long ago we didn't even acknowledge

there WERE bodily functions,

let alone discuss them in polite society.

Oh yeah.

There's the rub.

Polite Society.

It's gone the way of the Dodo bird.

(Were there ever really Dodo birds?)

These are the things I muse about

on my daily drive.

Bet you wish you were here!  LOL

(And yes, I realize I just wrote a blog post about #2)

(I apologize)