Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Great Ranch Trip

With no pictures.

I picked up Linda at her house
Monday at 2:ish.
Her daughter and family had arrived
an hour or so ago, so they got to visit
for a bit before she left.

We had a lovely drive up to the ranch.
I took the "scenic" route.
I didn't want to drive through Orlando
AND Ocala during rush hours.
It was a beautiful day and we had a
wonderful visit. (It's a 4 hour drive.)

We stopped in Ocala at Rural King
and I bought $100 worth of feed.
50# chicken feed
200# sweet feed (cows & horses)
80# beet pulp pellets
80# alfalfa pellets
A lovely young man loaded it all
into my trunk (with one bag in the
back seat...)

Then Linda suggested we drive to Gainesville
and have dinner a Chuy's.
I've never eaten there before...
there are a couple in Tucson!
But the closest one here is in Orlando.
Nope.

Anyhow.
We had the Monday special.
As usual, we ended up each ordering exactly
the same thing. We always do that!
Stuffed avocado with Ranchero instead of the
3 alarm stuff it normally comes with.
And chips with the most delicious creamy
jalapeno sauce / dip.
SO YUMMY!
(Kyle opted out of joining us...)

After a lovely dinner,
we headed to the ranch.
Linda picked up her truck and headed back
to Gainesville to her hotel and Kyle and I
headed into Bronson to the Dollar General store
to pick up some wasp/hornet spray since he
nearly got stung minutes before we got there.
(The nest was ON the squeeze chute...)
Then across the street for a Subway sandwich
for him for dinner.
(He re-hung a bunch of the gates in the facility
so they swung better - the cows beat on them
and they start to sag after a bit.)

We sat on his couch and watched a couple
episodes of West Wing on Netflix and
then headed off to bed.

We were both up this morning at 6:30.
The cowboys were coming "just before 7".
Sure enough, 6:59 they pulled in!
Two trucks, two trailers, two cowboys
and they each brought their daughter and
their ponies.
Clair was FOUR and Dixie was EIGHT 
(it was her birthday today!)
They "work" with their dads every day
during the summer.
They were both really good little cowgirls.
Oh, and 5 or 6 dogs.
They headed off into the mist to gather
the herd - next thing we knew, they were
thundering across the pasture in a big
group, out of the pasture and into the
long alley. Once they hit the alley 
(no way out) they slowed down and walked
them up to the front of the property and
into the facility.
About that time the vet showed up.
(7:35 - he missed the turn - we watched him
drive by and took bets on how far he would
go before he figured it out... lol)

They got set up and got to work.
One cowboy (Lint - like the stuff in your pocket)
started pushing cows around the wing,
into the sweep and down the alley to the chute.
The little girls pushed them forward.

The other cowboy (Bob?) worked the squeeze.
The vet stood at the back and opened the
gate to allow one cow at a time into 
the chute, then slipped a "wand" into the cow
and did an internal ultrasound.
He called out the cow tag # and whether she was
pregnant, the gender and how far along 
or if she was open.

We were really afraid we were going to have
a 50% open since the bull was an untried
2 year old. The last time the vet was out we
"synced" all the cows (gave them a shot) to
bring them all into heat at the same time.
A week later the bull showed up.
Out of 27 cows we ended up with
2 - "open" un-bred (going to the auction)
1 - "mummy" (last stages of an aborted fetus)
also going to auction
22 -  at 4 months gestation
1 - at 80 days
1 -  at 45 days.

WOW!

Linda stood next to the vet with a clipboard
with each cow's number where she made a
note about whatever the vet said.
Most of them he was able to sex the calf,
there are going to be a good blend.
One the little guy was "swimming" and he
couldn't get it to hold still enough to get a 
good look but all the others he identified
what was in there.

His ultrasound beamed up to a visor like 
a virtual realty thingie so he could see
really clearly what he was looking at.
But it also beamed to Linda's phone so she
got to follow along. She was in heaven!
(Kyle and I stood on the other side of the
chute - close enough to hear what he was
saying, but out of the way.)

He ran the last animal (a surprise little bull
calf that was born AFTER his last visit)
who needed to be castrated, ear tagged and 
given his baby shots at 8:00!
Thirty minutes to run 27 cows and 13 calves!

IMPRESSIVE!

The cowboy doing the pushing kept them
going in a steady stream.
Kyle and I usually work a group of 5 or 6
and then gather another group of 5 or 6
and it takes us about an hour if we stop to
weigh everybody.
I don't think we can do it any faster.
But it was fun to see it move so smoothly.

Lint (like the stuff in your pocket) is also the
President of the Levy County Cattleman's Association.
He was VERY complimentary on Kyle's facility.
He had worked this same herd before Linda
bought them - using the old facility Ronnie
had cobbled together out of random junk.
He was VERY complimentary on Kyle's facility.
(hahahahahahaha)

We also had a really interesting conversation with
the two cowboys and the vet when we were all done.
The field they gathered the cows out of looks
REALLY good right now.
It's Pensacola Bahia grass which self-seeds and
since the cows have been off it for 30 days,
there are tons of seed heads and the grass looks
really good. They said we should call this guy
they know (gave Linda a card) who will come and
harvest those seeds and pay her for them!
Who knew!!!

They also recommended she lease out the extra
pastures to another guy who comes in early spring,
deep disks, spreads Dolomite (a form of lime)
and plants a peanut crop.
Since peanut is a legume, it replenishes the soil's
nitrogen content, and then part of the deal is
he leases the property for $50/acre and after he
harvests his peanut crop, he RESEEDS with a 
winter rye / bahia blend!
So you make a little money, improve your ground
and end up with a fantastic pasture!
(That's why the other pasture looks so good,
they leased it out for peanut the year before 
Linda bought it... the next pasture over was leased
out for watermelon and was supposed to be peanut
the next year when the property owner died and
everything just stopped.)

Anyhow.
Linda and Kyle are both really jazzed about that.
The guy that comes in has all the RIGHT equipment
to disk / seed / etc which means Kyle doesn't have to
do all that work and try to deal with using the
wrong equipment for the job.
Exciting for everybody!

And, since they had such a great success rate
with this year's breeding, instead of Kyle building
4 new holding pens they decided to cut that in half
and only build 2 right now with the potential to
build the other 2 down the road if they decide
they need to. (They need these extra pens for
cutting the herd but also for fence weaning and
private selling the cows / calves they are 
getting rid of.)
So Kyle was heading down to Orlando to pick
up the wood this afternoon and get started
on that "little" project.

After the guys left we rode out to the pastures
and took a good look at them
and had a really good "meeting" to make some
future plans for the property and get everybody
on the same page as far as projects and
priorities.

And then Linda and I packed up and headed
back down south.
We got home about 1:30 so she could spend
the rest of the day with her Grandkids.

A successful day all around.
And now I'm going to take a nap.
Hahahaha

Monday, July 29, 2019

Whew!

Man oh Man!
That was a class.
I finished up with 36 students.
And a couple that just NEEDED
to talk, ask questions, comment, 
hear themselves speak.
A LOT.

I was EXHAUSTED when I rolled out of 
there at 9:45 Sunday night.

I had a good Podcast to listen to,
so I didn't have any trouble 
staying away on the highway,
but I was asleep within 15 minutes
of getting home!


Out of 36, I passed 20.
Some were super close and should have passed,
but we have to give the test at 7 pm and
they started the day in my classroom at 7:30 am.
(They were working in their workbooks,
don't they look studious?)

On the drive up, Friday evening, there was 
a rain storm ahead of me most of the way.
But I was in the sun following it.

Which meant I had a fun companion.



You have to look hard to see it,
but it was a double rainbow!

The pictures aren't very good cuz I just
held up my phone and hit the button
and hoped I got something other than 
the road, or my door, or the roof...

It was a nice drive and didn't start raining
until after I was safely in my bed in
my hotel room.

This morning I'm doing my "end of class"
paperwork and getting that submitted
to the home office,
then I have to run to WalMart.
My power cord for my iPad broke last week
so on my way out of town Friday I stopped
and got a new one.
But when I got to my hotel,
it had a C instead of a USB on the other end
so I had to plug it into my iPad and my phone.
I sat and watched the battery on my phone
tick down, but the battery on my iPad
barely move.
So then I recharged my phone (takes 2 hours)
(so I set an alarm), woke up, plugged in my
iPad again, then recharged my phone...
I was up and down all night and still only
had about 80% on my iPad in the morning.
My presentation SUCKS my battery dry,
so that wasn't going to work.

I left the hotel early and ran to CVS.
They had what I needed!
YEA!
Otherwise I would have just borrowed 
an iPhone charger from one of my
million students.

Anyhow, I need to run to WalMart and
return the cord I bought on Friday.
And I want to get a little trash can to
put in Kyle's "guest" bathroom instead
of the walmart bag that has been hanging
on the cabinet knob for 6 months.
(I'm the only one who uses that bathroom...)

He just left to head up there.
Hopefully he has a finished building
when he gets there.
(hahahahahahahahaha)
Because ALL his tools are stored in
the front bedroom.
Usually he just piles them all up and
clears a little space for my blow up
mattress, but he keeps accumulating 
more stuff and now there isn't even room
to walk in there.
So I might be sleeping on the couch.
If the building is done, he can finally
put the stuff out there where it belongs!
But I'm not holding my breath.

I'm picking up Linda and we are going
up together. We will stop in Ocala on the way
at Rural King (a WAY better version of 
Tractor Supply) and get me a load of feed
and then head to the ranch.
The cowboys (yup, TWO of them this time)
are supposed to be there at 7 in the morning
with the vet arriving at 7:30.
We need to preg-check all 27 cows,
weigh and spray everybody,
and there is a calf that needs to be
vaccinated, ear tagged and castrated.
Hopefully we will be all finished before
it gets too hot.

And then we will jump in the car and
head straight back.
Linda's oldest daughter and her husband
and 4 kids are arriving down here some time
today. They will stay at her house,
play in her pool, etc. but she wants to 
get back as soon as she can to spend 
time with them.
School starts on the 12th, so this is the
last summer hurrah.

Better get stuff done here!

Thursday, July 25, 2019

Record Numbers! (And a Couple "God Winks")

It has been brought to my attention
that I left y'all hanging about my
class last weekend.
Maybe because I was trying to wipe
it out of my brain?
Hahaha.

I sent a text to the gentleman who
sets up the room for me and let him
know that we had 143 people registered.
I would need ALL the tables and chairs.

He took me at my word.

My room is rated for 20 students.
I can comfortably fit 28.
I have STUFFED 32.

He set up for 42 students!!!

GOD WINK #1
(God Winks are what some people call
those little blessings that show you that
you are LOVED.)

There were students waiting for me when
I arrived at school at 7:10. Registration begins
at 7:30, but I sent a couple emails to the students
letting them know they should be EARLY.
I started signing people in.
At 8:00 I had 14 more people still standing
in line waiting to sign in.
I counted them off and then closed the door.

I had EXACTLY 42 students.

Class starts at 8:00 and I'm not allowed to
sign in anyone after that point, so I let those
14 people in, gave them books and then closed
the door into my classroom.
I put a note on the front desk in the office
letting people know we were full and to please
leave their name and contact information
so they would be re-registered.
When I opened the door at break there were an
additional 6 people who had left their names.
(And two more showed up Sunday morning.
REALLY? They were unhappy they couldn't get
in, but hey - class started yesterday. You weren't 
here so I gave your seats away.)

GOD WINK #2

As I pulled into the drive-thru at McDonalds
to pick up my breakfast , I said a quick prayer,
asking for everything to go smoothly and
for help with this huge class I was expecting.
I ordered my breakfast in the drive-thru,
(2 sausage burritos, and a large drink with no ice...) 
he mis-heard me and
rang me up for 3 burritos.
It wasn't worth the hassle of correcting him
and they are only $1 each, and my company
pays for my meals, so I let it go.
I inhaled one on the drive to the school.

At first break, I started signing in the 14 people.
I got 5 of them done.
(It's REALLY EASY, but some of these folks
don't speak much English and haven't got much
experience with "technology" so it takes a little
time on the first run through...)

At 2nd break, I signed in 5 more students.
At 3rd break (when I normally pre-order my
Subway sandwich) I signed in the final 4 students.
So I didn't order lunch.

And then at lunch, I had RVPs, students, etc
asking a billion questions and I knew it was going
to take forever to sign them all back in, so
I chose not to take lunch.
And LOOK! I still had 2 burritos left
from breakfast!

All-in-all it was a good class, but WAY too big.
I didn't feel like I connected with more than
half of the students. There were several who were
vocal, it was a good class, but I feel like there were
some who were "lost" and I couldn't "find" them.

I dropped to 40 students on Sunday (so I COULD
have fit the 2 late girls, but I expect everyone to
come back and they annoyed me with their 
attitudes so... whatever... lol.)

Anyhow.

Incidentally, I DIDN'T say a quick prayer
when I got to McDonalds.
Ordered my usual (except I intentionally
ordered 3 burritos since it was a great idea)
and when I got 2 blocks away and reached
into my bag to snarf a burrito...

My soda was a regular Coke with FULL ICE.
My breakfast was 2 hash brown patties
and an Egg McMuffin.

So I made a Good Girl Moonshine
(splash of apple cider vinegar, tsp of
powdered ginger, a packet of stevia and
a bottle of water - I keep this stuff in my
cabinet at all times...) and opened the McMuffin.
Ate the meat, cheese and egg.
Gave the hash browns to the first 2 students
who raised their hands,
and threw away the muffin.

I didn't get a chance to pre-order my lunch
and Subway was PACKED, so I hit the
McD in the same parking lot and got
a burger. (Ick... but food is food...)

Point taken.

Also... Kyle and I keep telling each other that
we have GOT to start listening to "that little voice".
The little voice said, after school on Sat night
you should really pop into WalMart and get some
paper products for the bathroom.

But WalMart isn't anywhere near my school,
Chili's where I get my take-away dinner, 
or my hotel.
So I forgot.

And we ran out of paper towels.
Wipe your hands on your pants.
Hahahahahaha.

Looking forward to this weekend.
NOT looking forward to calling and marking
the electronic roll and re-signing all 40-ish
students back in for their final exam in a 
TEN MINUTE BREAK.

The class is SO full that I can't walk from 
student to student and have them sign in once
the test has begun, so I think I will go back
to my original idea (a year ago) of giving
them the test and then when they bring
up their test to be graded, I'll have them
sign in at that time.
It was a TOTAL pain in the neck.
But the best of the lousy options.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Pioneer Day

It's the 24th of July.
Pioneer Day.

I got an email from Family Search
to let me know I was related to a
Pioneer!

So I clicked on the story.


All about Marion Leslie Stoddard.

And then I clicked on the
"Sources" tab.


And there she was!
MOM!

Very cool!
I'm just finishing reading the entire
Work and the Glory series
again. I have a couple of chapters left.
I'll probably finish it today.
I'm feeling very "Pioneer-ish" lately.

(And then I have no idea what I'll read
this weekend while my students are
taking their exam... but I'll find something.)

***************************************

Meanwhile.
Remember when I joked about
Kyle's building not being done
until August?
Yeah. 
That's next week.

Progress photo...


Woot!
One ... stinkin' ... wall.
(Those are NOT windows up there at the top...
its just where they quit for the day.)

They promised to work last Wed afternoon
and then 12 hours each Thurs and Fri.
But they never showed up.
They did this on Monday.
And another part on Tuesday.
No show again today.

Sigh.

Shades of the mobile home install.

Never hire people in Bronson, FL.
The people there have ZERO work ethic.

Friday, July 19, 2019

Random Stats

I was goofing around in my blog
the other day, looking at the stats.

I have posted 1071 blogs!
(Including this one...)

I have had 19,662 views!
(But that's since day 1... lol)
371 total comments
*Thanks Rozie!

And I have someone who has
read my blog 3 times from...

Portugal!

Totally random.

I'm getting ready to head out.
I have a class this weekend in
West Palm Beach.
My room holds between 28 and 35.
28 comfortably.
35 sardines.

I currently have 148 students registered.
I'm hoping 80% of them sleep in.
Hahahaha.

Wish me luck!

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Bump

The other day (ok, about a week ago)
Rod was sitting at a red light
and someone in front of him
backed up into him!

That's a hard one to explain to
the insurance company...

But he had good insurance.
And was on his way to the 
hospital to visit his Dad.

So they exchanged information and
went on their way.

A couple of days later,
Rod took his car to the body
folks that Jim's dealership uses
(Rod drives a VW too...)
and the guy's insurance paid
for a rental car for him.


It was a silver Nissan Altima.
He didn't love it.
But it was free.

Yesterday he was very pleased to
trade it back in for his little Golf.
All cleaned up with a lovely new
bumper with no more crinkles.

Glad nobody got hurt and his little
car is all better.

Whew.

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Creepy or Cool?

So, I need your opinion.

This was in our mailbox today.


It was a mailer.
And at first glance, it's SUPER COOL!

And then I got to thinking about it.

How does this random company
know that we HAVE chickens and
sell eggs? We haven't sold them to the
general public in several years.
It's been all private sales.

On the other hand, lots of people
have backyard chickens, so I guess
it's not a total stab in the dark.
Or maybe they got my name from
the hatchery I order my chicks from...

So.

Cool?
or 
Creepy?

And no, I'm not ordering any.
Although they would be fun,
they are on the pricey end and more
than I want to spend for a novelty item.