Green Acres

Yeah, I know...

Makes me want to break out in song too.

But this weekend (and last)

I was substituting in Green Acres, FL.

For reals...



You kind of need to click on it and blow it up to see it.
I was driving!

It was a small class,

but successful.

The folks in charge were really complimentary

and invited me back,

but there is a regular instructor there

(I trained her - she's good).

And the door knob on the office door

is broken and VERY picky.

It took me nearly 5 minutes to get it unlocked

Saturday morning.

Argggh.

And they don't have a real white board

like stuck on the wall.

They have a tiny one on a tripod.

The board is old and has holes and stains

and the tripod isn't very sturdy.

BUT

the real kicker?

I can't get to any of the food establishments

(breakfast and lunch)

without doing a U-turn to get there

AND a U-turn to get back!

My truck doesn't really like to do U-turns.

I love my truck.

But its turning radius leaves much to be desired.

So...

Green Acres Ain't the Place to Be....

(you knew that was coming, right?)