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I have been learning about natural treatments

for various things we experience now and again.

This USED to be how the conversation went:

Kyle - my ankles are sore today.

Me - you should take some turmeric.

Kyle - whatever.

Kyle - my knees have been hurting lately.

Me - you should take some turmeric. And maybe

even some MSM.

Kyle - whatever.

Me - I bought you a bottle of turmeric. Take 2

every day.  It will help.

Kyle - whatever.

Kyle - my arms are killing me from all that 

fencing I did yesterday!

Me - have you been taking your turmeric?

You should put some Mag Gel on them.

It will make them feel better.

Kyle - whatever.

Kyle - I noticed my ankles don't seem to hurt

as much these days.

Me - have you been taking your turmeric?

Kyle - I try to take it every night.

Me - SEE?  (I'm so awful...)

Kyle - my ankles are really hurting lately.

Me - have you been taking your turmeric?

Kyle - I ran out.

Me - why didn't you say something???

Kyle - I ran out of turmeric.  I need to buy some.

Me - WOOT! Let's go shopping!

Me (yesterday) - my arthritis in my finger is 

really flaring today with all this rain.

Kyle - I told you to take some Curcumin.

Me - Curcumin is for pain.  This isn't pain, its

just a little twinge.

Kyle - have you been taking your turmeric?

Me - every morning!

Kyle - well did you put Mag Gel on it?

Me - No, it fell down behind my couch and

I can't reach it.

Kyle - (went and fished it out, all dusty and gross)

Here!

MY WORK HERE IS DONE!

PS - I put mag gel on it and by the time I drove

to work, my joint was all better!