Oh DEER

 We have a neighbor, here in town,

two doors down,

that also has a little French Bulldog.

His name is Dane.

His little girl owner spends much time

outside in her high, little girl voice,

yelling DANE! Come here DANE!

And then she follows him all over

the neighborhood, calling DANE,

but never grabbing him or putting

him on a leash because he is mean.

He WILL bite you.

He wears a harness instead of a collar,

so it would be easy to grab (not near

his teeth) and snap on a leash,

but she is understandably nervous.

Anyhow.

They also have a lovely husky.

He never gets out and is VERY

well behaved when he IS out.

And the other day, we noticed

(through the chain link gate)

they have another pet.

They have an actual juvenile DEER in their backyard.

We have seen it several times now.

Welcome to small town America.

Where nobody really cares what you do.

As long as you don't pick my pocket or

break my leg... YOU DO YOU.

I think its awesome.

And I'm loving having a deer as a neighbor!

(I'll have LOTS of them when we move to the 

farm, but THIS ONE doesn't eat my garden.... lol.)